I (N. E. Denby) am a twenty-one-year-old human-type person who writes things, watches things, plays music, reads books, and drinks rather a lot of coffee. Much of the time I do these things fully clothed in a dry bathtub padded with pillows and blankets (hence the name). Most of it happens on the internet. Here is my Tumblr account. Here is my spout. When you tip me over, hopefully nothing will come out, but if it does you should probably call an ambulance, I think.