This titling-by-date thing is getting a bit weird now that the new blog format puts the date right next to the title, but I don’t care.

What did depressed people do before they could just spend the entire day clicking on things on the internet? Well, I guess they wrote The Bell Jar.

I have somewhere to be, but I don’t want to go. I’m bribing myself with fancy sugary coffee, but I don’t want to go fetch that, either. Whine whine whine. Surely one of these buttons will make me get out of bed and go do things.