1. Last night I made cookies and immediately remembered how deeply ambivalent I am towards cookies. Then I made potatoes and remembered how much of a problem I have not eating all the potatoes at once.
  2. I was going to go shopping for new school and work clothes, but instead I decided never to leave my apartment again. But I did give cookies to my neighbor Jessie (or Jessica? or something I am sure is lovely and so on) and Sarah, which only reinforced my desire to stay home forever.